What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 02:03

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

They put up a sign reading

share office space ...

Loons and Moons

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Everyone loved it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Freaks and Cheeks

Why do some men like anal sex?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What caused the decline of the Soprano crew?

Hysterias & Posteriors

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good.

Where can I find BPO projects?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Minds and Behinds

Why is Trump so disliked worldwide?

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No, not a chance

What are some alternatives to whey protein for post-workout nutrition?

Thumbs down again.

Another attempt resulted in ...

No go.

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No way

So they tried

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Nuts and Butts

Unacceptable again!

Then came..

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Next, they tried...

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Just Forget it!

Still no good

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